ADOLESCENT VANGEANCE

BY ANTONY MAINA

When i was in class six, i fell in love with a class eight girl and she also happened to be our school head girl.

i had just turned adolescent and on the same night of adolescence , i discovered that, apart from passing out urine, i could get into a woman to give me a better sensation than the one i got when urinating.

so for weeks, i contemplated on how to get to racheal, a 15 year old girl with sweet young round protruding breasts like those of Arianna Grande. ohh my! she got me crazier anytime she addressed the assembly. i erected anytime i saw her, it is during those erections that i realised that my d**k had started expanding not because of urine but because rachael used to turn me on..

one day, armed with DB Tony dictionary (my own edition) and west life's songs, i drafted a romantic letter to her. a letter i believed was too hot and romantic for her to turn me down.

two weeks i waited for her reply in vain. i was almost giving up until one day she felt philanthropic enough to reply to my letter.

I remember that day i came to school only to find a mammoth of pupils reading the same letter i had sent her. She stuck the letter on the door of my class room using glue. That was not all, she had marked my letter and awarded me points like an english teacher would mark a composition.

and like an english teacher, she added remarks below the letter....

----> please check on your grammar and spelling.

--> improve your handwriting, even doctors wouldn't entertain your handwriting.

that morning was the most embarrassing morning of my life. i had nowhere to hide my face in school. i sneaked out of school to home, where i spent two days planning on how to take my revenge on the girl and hiding away from friends who would lough at me for receiving a public rejection.......