DRAMATIC EX BY ANTONY MAINA

You guys haven’t met a dramatic (ex) girlfriend. My friend came face to face with one real drama queen. He had just dumped the girl, and barely a week, he was in the arms of another girl.

Unbeknownst to him, the day the new girl visited, is the same day his ex-girlfriend and her park of 5 attacker girls had planned to visit him to ‘pick her clothes.’

They lied to the security guard that they were escorting their friend to pick up clothes. They knocked on the door. The new girl opened the door, and she was quickly met with a devastating kick that send her sprawling across the floor. This new girl was the reason why my homie dumped his ex.

One, two, three kicks and slaps here and there, the new girl scampered for her safety and ran away. They chased her. While Ken, my friend, was still coming to terms with what was happening, the six girls descended upon him like a swum of bees and unleashed the terror of their girlfriend’s heartbreak on my friend.

Slaps, kicks, shoves, punches here and there, and my friend managed to free himself and ran into his bedroom and locked himself in the bedroom. Being a man, Ken couldn’t scream or call for help.

The 6 deadly and bloodthirsty amigos stayed in the sitting room waiting for Ken until an idea struck the ex’ mind. My friend had left his phone on his TV stand while it was charging. It is a common habit that men to charge their phones whenever they have their girls around. The ex-girlfriend remembered his password and accessed it. She scrolled on his phonebook and dialed my friend's mother. When the mum received the phone, the ex faked a cry and announced that my friend was dead. She asked the mum to start making funeral arrangements.

She called his sister and a few relatives as well. She accessed his WhatsApp and posted on his status that my friend, Ken, was dead.

They left the phone and everything else and walked away from the scene of the crime. When my friend was convinced that everything was calm, he crawled out of his hiding to very many phone notifications, and messages and phone calls from friends and family saying how they were going to miss him.

His family’s and friends’ statuses were reading, ‘RIP ken’ and accompanied by nice captions and his photos.

Bwana, you guys have never met a dramatic girlfriend with equally dramatic friends.