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QUIZ: Can You Guess the Airport from Its Code?

It’s easy to guess that JFK is John F. Kennedy International Airport, but most airport codes are not that simple. How many of these codes can you guess correctly?

Werewolf Junior

Q:  Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A:  Now stop talking about that and brush your face!

A Vampire’s Nightcap

Q:  What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A:  Let’s stop in for a cool one!

Sickly Vampire

Q:  How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A:  By his deep loud coffin!

The Skeleton Gourmand

Q:  What do skeletons say before eating?
A:  Bone Appetit!

Thirsty Vampire

Q:  Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A:  He was caught drinking on the job!

Angry Vampire

Q:  What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A:  A Tourniquet!

The Guest

Q:  Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A:  Any old friend he could dig up!