Complicated Breasts
I was walking with my friend who gets
harassed a lot, because she has these huge tits. She has the kind of
tits that men need time with, like they have questions. They need help
processing them.
Friday, October 13
complicated breasts
I had a 347 on my kcpe.
I got a 64 on my kcse
And I had a pretty good GPA from campus.
I thought I had my life mapped out.
But then I remembered
what my Nonlinear Equations professor
once told me,
"Always account for variable change."
I let down my good friends.
But as it turns out,
they weren't too bad at simple math either.
I scored the prettiest girl in school.
I got beaten down
by an old thika ghettoh thug
who was having trouble
accepting his retirement.
But I worked out a deal with him
that got him a nice pension.
And I lied to my mother.
But I confessed the lie,
and, well, she still loved me.
So my senior year of college,
I joined this team.
And I learned this new skill.
I went to Nairobi 17 times to use it.
I made hundreds of thousands of dollars
counting cards.
And then I had it all stolen from me.
Twice.
i am a survivor.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment