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43 Of The Best SEO Jokes & Digital Marketing Jokes

Ryan Hill | 21st February 2017 Categories: Digital Marketing, Facebook, Google, SEO, Uncategorised

Working in SEO really can be an emotional rollercoaster. One minute you’re flying high because one of your clients just got another knowledge graph and the next you’re feeling low because someone’s rankings dropped and you’re going to have to figure out why. Although we think it’s really important to have a good time at work there’s one thing our team can agree on. We feel most other digital marketers will probably concur when we say that SEO and digital marketing is not synonymous with humour. At least, until now…

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Funny SEO Videos | Funny SEO Memes | Funny SEO Jokes

UPDATE: This blog post is now Matt Cutts approved. Don’t believe us? The proof is in the Tweeting (Yes we do know how to use Photoshop and no, we haven’t used it to make this picture):

It turns out there’s a lot of SEO humour around, you’ve just got to know where to look for it (good thing we know a bit about Google, right?) So, we’ve collected some of the best SEO and digital marketing jokes around into one handy place. We’re not promising they’re all hilarious BUT if you’re in the business we can guarantee you’ll at least break a smile while scrolling through our finds.
Let’s be clear, we’re not pretending we’re the owners or creators of these pictures, memes, jokes and videos. We’ve just used our years of finely honed SEO skills to discover them so you don’t have to. So settle down and prepare to be at least mildly amused!

Funny SEO and Digital Marketing Videos

Ever feel like non-SEO’s have literally no idea what you actually do? Well, for the most part, you’re absolutely right.
Yeah, ‘normal people’ really have no idea at all.
But how can they when we’ve basically got our own language? (We used to love Pandas).
Google have put together some pretty funny videos about web user experience too. Thinking twice about implementing recommended products on your next ecommerce site now?
We all know that if you’re going to use internal site search it has to work properly, right?
This is possibly the most ludicrous of them all, but still pretty pertinent.
Finally, we don’t like taking a dig at other forms of marketing too often but this was too good not to share from Adobe.

SEO and Digital Marketing Joke Music Videos

In all honesty, when we started writing this SEO humour piece, we never imagined we’d have a category in this blog about SEO music videos but here we are. It turns out there are some pretty talented lyricists out there who also know a thing or two about SEO. Their production values may leave something to be desired but overall we can’t fault their talent. First off…
Who doesn’t love a good Jingle Bells rework?
Introducing Charles Lewis, the SEO Rapper, and his summary of Google’s algorithm updates!
And here he is with his son spitting bars about Google’s now defunct PageRank.

Don’t forget to bookmark these digital marketing joke videos for the next time you’re halfway through a disavow document and need something to break the painful, crushing monotony.

Funny SEO Memes and Pictures

You may be surprised to hear that there are more funny SEO memes out there than we could shake a stick at. We’ve chosen some of our favourites below.
If you’re an SEO but haven’t heard of (the now unfortunately inactive) SEO Ryan Gosling we suggest you hang up your white hat right now!

(Source: http://seoryangosling.tumblr.com/)
Liam Neeson hates manipulative linking techniques just as much as us.

(Source: Facebook)
Continuing with the Taken theme Matt Cutts used to hate dodgy links too. Plus, now he works at the Pentagon you can be damn sure he’ll find you.

(Source: Facebook)
Even Obama knows that blog comments don’t work anymore (so why do people insist on still building them?!)

(Source: Facebook)
The number one rule for checking rankings, use incognito!

(Source: Facebook)
An oldy but a goody. With map listings and ads now taking up more real estate than ever you’re lucky if anyone will find you towards the bottom of page one let alone page two.

(Source: Facebook)
This one’s very reminiscent of the 50 calls we get a day asking us if we need SEO even as a digital marketing agency. We don’t Lionel, but thanks for asking.

(Source: Facebook)
In all honesty, if you’re the person who paid for those links, this is far from funny…

(Source: Facebook)
Even Kanye and Jay Z know how silly this is.

(Source: Facebook)
Stay classy digital marketers.

(Source: Facebook)
Remember the heady days of 2015 when Matt Cutts appeared in a ‘public service announcement’ about great content? The internet does…

(Source: Facebook)
Here’s the video for added SEO lols:
Success Kid loves it when you move up in Google’s rankings too!


(Source: Facebook)

Digital Marketing and SEO Humour One Liners

There were a lot of SEO memes out there but there were even more SEO jokes. We’ve sorted the wheat from the chaff, the cream from the crop and the so-bad-they’re-good from the so-bad-they’re, well, bad and have left you with a list of inspired SEO one liners.
How does Google decide who to hit hardest with Penguin updates? —- Flipper Coin!
What do the Pandas like to eat? —- [Bamboo] [Bamboo Shoots] [Bamboo Leaves] [Bamboo Stems]
If fish is a Penguins’ favourite food what’s its least favourite?  —- SPAM
What does an SEO and part time chiropractor fix? —- Back links
A trampoline site got in touch —- Yet another client that has a high bounce rate
Billboards4U sent some good feedback —- Since starting SEO they’ve seen some real signs of improvement
What is a pirate’s favourite PPC metric? —- CT-Rrrrrrrrr
The England international football team got in touch —- They need more goals set up… And don’t want penalties
Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market? —- Lots of organic content
What’s a pirate’s favourite part of SEO? —- WebinARRRRRRRRSSSS
What do you call it when twins are pleased? —- Duplicate content

And here a few not so great ones:

Why is it wrong to have lots of Pandas in the same cage at the Zoo? —- It could be considered stuffing!
Why did the SEO expert cross the road? —- To get hit with traffic
What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans? —- Danny “SellAVan”
Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO? —- To get his #1 ranking back
What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference? —- Room 404
What do you call a search engine with a bad marketing department? —- A Decision Engine
What do you call an SEO expert who praises Google? —- “Kneel” Patel
What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? —- Alt tag
What do SEO pre-schoolers have at break? —- Link juice boxes
Why do SEOs hate watery oatmeal? —- Thin content

These jokes were aggregated from Dashburst,  My Site Auditor, BrightEdge and social media so all complaints regarding their quality can be sent their way if you don’t mind.
So, there you have it. We hope you enjoyed the most exhaustive list of SEO jokes and humour available on the internet today. Of course, after recent news of Google’s changes to how their PPC ads appear, we think the biggest joke is their disregard for organic search.
Don’t forget; if you enjoyed this post why not give it a share to give your fellow SEOs and digital marketers a laugh. Plus, if you’ve got an incredible SEO meme, joke or video that the SEO world needs to know about give us a shout in the comments below or jump over to our Facebook, Twitter or Google+ pages.

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